Holy crap, it’s been awhile. Sorry guys.

Why haven’t I been around much lately? If you all remember, I wrote about an opportunity I had to get a new job a few months ago. I’ve now been doing that job for almost two months, and while the money is pretty decent for the time worked, there’s just one slight little problem.

I hate it.

It requires me to wake up at 5 am, a sacrifice that I thought would be easy to adjust to. It isn’t.

It requires me to work weekends, a sacrifice that I thought would be easy to adjust to. It isn’t.

It requires me to work with someone who I don’t care for, for a number of reasons. I won’t spend any more time complaining about the guy, let’s just say it isn’t a pleasant experience.

Putting all this together, what does it mean? I want to quit. To quote myself in the earlier post:

And just one last thing to remember: if you try something and you don’t like it, just quit. We give quitting such a bad rap. I believe that more people should quit more often. Life is too short to spend the majority of your day doing something you don’t like.

To toot my own horn, I really like this quote. Too often people are scared to quit things they’ve invested time or money in. And yes, sometimes you should work through the adversity because the reward on the other side is worth it. Sometimes determining whether to work through The Dip is harder than you’d think. Yet everything tells me to quit this job.

I have very little fear in quitting a job. Life is too short to work somewhere and do you don’t like. I’m also a believer in the fact that opportunities exist in all sorts of places, just waiting for someone to seize. As for me, I’m officially looking.

I spent some time in a previous life as a mortgage broker. I’ve applied for a couple of jobs as a loans officer at various financial institutions. I’ve also signed up for the Mutual Funds course offered by CSI, simply because I’ve been told that it’s a good idea if you want to work at any of the more senior positions at a bank.

So that’s the plan at this point. I suspect sometime in the future, Mr. Financial Uproar will be working at a bank. Heck, I’d probably even start off as a teller if the branch was large and had plenty of chance for advancement.

Pretty much anything beats the situation that I’m in. Saying that, I’m not going to be impatient and just take the first thing that comes along. I have a feeling an opportunity will come along fairly soon.

 

While playing Monopoly the other day, I realized some of the cards in both Community Chest and Chance are incredibly unrealistic. Granted, the game was created in the 1930s, so obviously things were a little different back then. Let’s have a little fun and have a look at some of the most out there Community Chest cards. Tomorrow, we’ll have a look at Chance cards.

1. Bank error in your favor. Collect $200.

Let me give you guys a little tip. If the bank makes an error in your favor, don’t just take the money and run. I’ve done it before and believe me, it doesn’t work out for the best. Eventually the bank figures out they’ve screwed up and they come calling. They will end up getting their money back one way or the other. Just fess up and tell them they’ve screwed up. You’ll save a lot of headaches.

At the same time, why should it be your job to police the bank? It shouldn’t be. Don’t think about it, just do it. You’ll save yourself a lot of aggravation.

2. Receive for services $25

It’s not so much that receiving $25 for doing something is very unrealistic. In fact, give it a few more years and the amount may very well be funny because it’s too low. $25 isn’t an unreasonable amount of money to give someone for doing work.

No, the problem is what Uncle Pennybags is doing to get that cash. He’s acting as minister for that couple’s wedding! Look at the groom and how surprised he is to have to pay. I’m suspecting Uncle Pennybags isn’t a qualified and licensed minister.

In fact, I may even go out on a limb here and suggest he may have gotten his license off the internet. Let that be a lesson to you kids- don’t perform wedding ceremonies without the proper license. Uncle Pennybags may have made some money, but you won’t.

3. Life insurance matures. Collect $100

This isn’t typically good news because when your life insurance matures you’re, well, dead.

4. Second prize in a beauty contest. Collect $10

So, so many things wrong with this card.

First of all, I’m never going to win second prize in a beauty contest. Ever. Even if they give all sorts of points to the talent competition, I’m still screwed. I have no looks. I have no talent. I do have a special skill for getting pity dates, so that helps.

And then we have the prize. $10? That’s it? Beauty contests are big business these days. Winners are going home with cars, fancy things or large amounts of cash. Getting second place these days is worth way more than $10.

As an aside, I’m all for hot girls in bikinis and everything, but aren’t beauty pagents kind of stupid? I can’t even watch them.

5. Get out of jail free

I’ve never been to jail or anything, but isn’t getting out of jail free once you’ve served your time?

Maybe they mean that you don’t pay any bail, or that you get out of whatever fine you have.

I never tried to sell my get out of jail free card. I wonder how much money you could get for it?

Stay tuned for part 2 tomorrow on Chance cards.

 

Anyone who has spent any amount of time following me knows that I’m no fan of The Simple Dollar. He gives easy advice on frugality, switches it up a bit, rehashes that advice, and repeats it forever. I have to give him credit for coming up with something extra ridiculous lately though.

During his cheesiest post yet The Family That Saves Together, Trent talks about how he’s instilling great frugal values in his kids by taking them to do free stuff rather than stuff that costs money. He goes on to proudly talk about his son’s great financial habits (remember, his son is all of 4 years old)

My four year old is saving for charity and has already made a contribution to his college fund.

Am I the only one who sees something wrong with that?

Yes, I’m all for teaching kids the basics of personal finance. Unlike a lot of personal finance bloggers though, I feel that message is one better delivered at home, mostly because teachers aren’t the best role models for that kind of things. Besides, parents have a responsibility to their kids to teach them stuff like that.

Unless I’m underestimating 4 year olds everywhere, I’m skeptical that any kid that young has any sort of understanding of charity at all. As far as he’s concerned, everything shows up for free. If he has a concept of money it’s vague at best. If any 4 year old wants anything, they just pester Mom and Dad until it shows up, usually at birthday or Christmas time. They don’t get it because they’re too young. Give them a few years and then we’ll talk.

It’s the same thing with saving up for college. The kid hasn’t even been in school yet, how can he even grasp the concept of college? I think encouraging kids to save for college is a fantastic idea- when they’re 15 and working an after school job.

When I was a kid, my Dad was so cheap he put Trent to shame. We’d go out for dinner about twice a year. For family holidays we’d take a small road trip to wherever and take the camping grill with us so we could cook hot dogs in the friggin hotel room. We’d spend hours collecting bottles and cans and not see a cent of it because it went away to the proverbial “college fund.”

Trent, and others like him, let me give you some advice: if you’re too cheap, kids will rebel. They will rebel so hard that your years of hard work will come undone faster than you can ever imagine.

Once I got an after school job, for the first 6 months I spent every penny that came in. I ate out with my friends about once a day. I bought video game systems and slurpees and CDs and everything in between. I spent it all.

After a while I looked at my balance after getting money out of the ATM machine and I realized that I had pissed away thousands of dollars over the past months. I had basically nothing to show for it. Realizing that, I started to save. I changed my habits so I could still have fun, but still put money away. Sometimes, even with all the good intentions in the world, kids have to learn mistakes on their own.

My story is nothing compared to my sister.

After a childhood of scrimping and saving, she made up for it as an adult. Once she ran out of money to buy things, she started to finance them. A new truck. A camper. A giant TV, before TVs were cheap. A house full of brand new furniture. Her and her husband built a garage for their house. Things were going good.

And then her husband lost his job.

He found a new one quickly, but at only 75% of the pay as before. Since they were tight before, they started to drown. Luckily for them, family members lent them money at very favorable interest rates to get them out of their high interest rate loans. Hopefully it was a lesson well learned.

I’m not suggesting that being frugal parents will turn your kids into hyper spenders as adults. Frugality could very well be a trait passed on in some families. All I know is that in my family both kids rejected frugality in very different ways. Hopefully Trent’s family doesn’t end up the same way. Considering how hard it seems like he presses the subject, I don’t think it’s very likely.

 

While on the Twitter the other day, I posted the following:

My favorite moment of the whole month is when I get rent money. Money for nothing should be my theme song.

(As an aside, if you’re not following me on Twitter, you should start. See what you’re missing out on?)

Two of my followers called me out on my comment, saying that they doubted my ability to get money for nothing. And you know what? They’re absolutely right.

There is no such thing as money for nothing. With my apologies to Dire Straits, money is only a tool of exchange. For someone to give money, something much be exchanged. Even if somebody gives money as a charitable act, there’s still an exchange there. The giver gets the feeling of satisfaction from giving money, for whatever the reason is.

So saying that there’s no such thing as money for nothing, there is such thing as money for very little. Here are a few examples:

Lending- Whether you’re a bank, credit card company or private lender, lending money can be a great money maker for very little work after initially setting up the loan. As long as there is ample security or a enough people repaying at a high interest rate, lending money is an almost guaranteed money maker.

Banking is obviously a great industry to be in, especially the Canadian mortgage lenders. There are lenders out there who exclusively do loans that are guaranteed by CMHC. So if the borrower defaults, CMHC foots any loss the lender may incur. Seems like a pretty good deal to me.

Dividends- Once you’ve done the research, there’s nothing left to do but to sit around and watch the dividend cheques roll in. If one owns a stock they should be doing continual research to make sure the business is still going in the right direction.

Bonds- As long as you’re happy with the interest rate and the term of the bond, as well as with the viability of the company, there’s nothing left for bondholders to do than sit back and cut their proverbial coupon.

Of course, there’s a problem with all those things. They all require various amounts of capital to do in a meaningful way. So to make money for close to nothing, you need money to begin with. It’s a great situation to get yourself in, that’s what we’re all working for.

In the meantime, I guess I’ll have to go back to work and get some more money in exchange for physical labor. I’ll see you guys at the next Dire Straits concert.

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