As most of you know, I rent out my basement. What I do every month is use that money as my disposable income for the month, using it to buy stuff like food, toiletries, entertainment, etc. My other bills get charged on my credit card, and I just pay that off every month, providing I can actually remember my online banking password. The system works pretty well for me.

What used to happen is I’d run out of cash a few days before the end of the month, usually just using my credit card to pay for the $100 or so worth of stuff before I’d get more money. Every month I’d vow to tighten my spending a little to save that $100, but most months wouldn’t really work out that well.

All that changed now that I’m eating healthier. I’ll end up with easily $200 in my pocket at the end of this month, unless I spend like a drunken sailor this weekend. So not only does eating healthy help the waistline, it helps the wallet too, at least for me.

What should I spend my $200 on? I’m thinking strippers.

Random Thing That Irritated Me This Week

I found out some more details about the redhead this week, concerning why she didn’t succumb to my irresistible advances. It turns out that she only intends on finishing out the school year here, and then she’s going to leave town forever. This is a quite reasonable excuse for not going out with me, I think anyway. I can understand the logic behind it.

Why does it make me angry? Because I heard it from a mutual friend and not from her. Ladies, please just tell the truth. As my old pal Kevin O’Leary likes to say on Dragon’s Den, the truth will set you free.

Speaking of Dragon’s Den, Brett Wilson is leaving the show. That’s too bad. I liked Brett.

Random Thing I Enjoyed This Week

I watched some curling this week and the sport is kind of growing on me.

It doesn’t hurt that some of the girls are CUTE either. Kind of like my love of baseball, curling is the perfect sport to watch while hanging out with your friends or playing around on your laptop. The game doesn’t go so fast that it requires total concentration. I don’t understand everything about the game by any means, but consider me a casual fan.

If I was in charge of curling though, I’d make one change. No more cowbells. I hate cowbells so much.

Song I Like And Therefore You Should Too

I was singing this song today as I froze my ASS off loading chips. It’s definitely a classic.

I’m not sure if this is my favorite Beatles song or if Let It Be is better. They’re both pretty good, so go check out Let It Be.

True story: The Big Cajun Man is so old that he was actually at Woodstock, yelling at the teenagers to get off the lawn.

Simpsons Quote Of The Week

Homer: If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it – Now quiet, they’re about to announce the lottery numbers!

Sports You Should Watch This Week

It’s the end of February. You can either watch spring training baseball or the Leafs fall short of a playoff spot.

The trade deadline for the NHL is on Monday, which might be fun if there’s any trades left.

Only two and a half weeks until March Madness.

Blogging Snack of The Week

This isn’t really a snack, but I’ve really been loving Frank’s Red Hot Sauce lately. Hot sauce gives those bland foods just the kick they need to be tasty. I put it all over some chicken I had for supper the other night and it was LIKE SEX IN MY MOUTH.

How can a condiment be the snack of the week? When I eat a lot of vegetables, that’s what you get. Also, if the Frank’s Red Hot people are reading this, put your sauce in a squeeze bottle. Glass is just annoying.

Speaking of vegetables, my girl Money Rabbit has decided to go vegetarian. If I had to choose meat or her, I think I’d choose meat. Vegetables suck compared to meat. There’s something manly about eating meat. I feel like a pansy when I ask for vegetables. Sorry Money Rabbit, I think it’s over. I definitely want to remain friends though, because you guys all know how much I love that.

Babe Loosely Related To Finance

I strongly contemplated going with another curler, but I won’t. I spoil you guys.

I cannot believe I haven’t used Kim Kardashian yet. You’re welcome.

I was watching an episode of the reality show with Kim and her sisters, where the girls were fighting for a reason that isn’t important. At one point in the fight, Kim made fun of her sisters for being stupid and not being good business women. The irony was amusing.

Oh Right, Time For Links

Terrific post by Sandy at Yes I Am Cheap about her childhood growing up poor. I sort of grew up poor, meaning my parents had a couple of bucks, but they (especially my Dad) wouldn’t spend any of it. I can relate, but only kind of.

Frank Voisin takes a look at Diana Shipping and concludes it’s the best out of all the shipping stocks. I’ve been researching the shippers lately and I like Diana except for the fact it doesn’t pay a dividend. They don’t have much debt and their ships are quite new. I may be plunking down some money on a shipping stock or two soon.

My other bad tenant story was on My Tenant From Hell. Alas, I have no more bad tenant stories.

I liked The Perfect Retirement Myth over at Money Smarts Blog. People spend way too much time and energy stressing about how much money they’ll need for the perfect retirement. They want to travel and do all sorts of extravagant stuff, and then realize when it finally is time to retire that they’re too old to have the energy for anything more than a cruise once a year.

Speaking of retirement, over at Canadian Dream: Free at 45, there was a post that had an interesting idea for living arrangements for retirees looking to save some money.

The Canadian Finance Blog tells you how to save money buying a vacuum cleaner. I got my vacuum cleaner when the previous owner of my house forgot to take it with them when they moved. Score one for me.

Carnivals I Was In This Week

I was in the Carnival of Personal Finance over at Money Smart Life.

I also sexied up the Totally Money Carnival with my presence.

Tom was very nice to include my late submission into the Canadian Finance Carnival.

Have a good week everyone.

 

Here’s part 5 of my 10 step series on mortgages here at Financial Uproar every Wednesday.  Every step of the process will be covered from the application to qualifying to tips and tricks to save money on your mortgage and everything in between. To read all of these just click on the category Mortgage Basics.

Like every good question, the fixed vs. variable rate mortgage is a debate with merit on both sides. While variable rate mortgages have traditionally been a money saver compared their fixed rate counterparts, sometimes the benefits of a certainty that a fixed rate offers will trump any cost savings offered by variable rates. It is, like many decisions in personal finance, a strictly personal decision.

How does someone decide whether to go with a fixed or variable rate? There are numerous factors that could factor into the decision.

Advantages of Variable Rate Mortgages

Traditionally, borrowers have been better off if they took a variable rate mortgage. According to mortgage guru Moshe Milevsky in a study published in 2001, variable rate mortgages came out ahead of their fixed rate counterparts 88% of the time since 1950. On a house worth hundreds of thousands of dollars these savings can be substantial, especially when expressed over 20 or more years. Someone can save tens of thousands by taking out a variable rate mortgage.

When I bought my house in mid 2008, I took out a variable rate mortgage. By the time mortgage rates hit their lows in mid 2009 I had kept my payment fairly consistent while cutting my amortization down from 25 years to just a hair over 17 years. Because my interest rate was so low I was making substantially more progress on principle.

Advantages of Fixed Rate Mortgages

Advocates of fixed rate mortgages often cite the stability of the payment as the biggest advantage of having a fixed rate and they are absolutely correct. The borrowers who take on the standard 5 year fixed loan take comfort that their payment will be the same every month, no matter what interest rates do. For them, taking out the fixed rate hedges their interest rate risk. They feel secure with their payment and to them, that is worth every penny in excess interest they may pay.

What About Now? Fixed or Variable?

As I write this, borrowers can get a five year fixed mortgage for 3.99% while a variable rate can be had for prime – .70%. (2.30%) Typically the spread between fixed and variable tends to sit right around 1.5%.

The question a borrower has to ask themselves is this: Over the next 3 years or so, will rates increase by more than 2-3%? If the economy recovers and the dollar remains strong in Canada, this is a distinct possibility. Also, one has to remember that prime has historically sat in the 5-7% range in Canada, barring the crazy heights of the 80s and the lows of the last couple of years. So if prime returns to a more normal level by 2012 or so then any advantage variable may have had would be largely gone.

Saying all of that, one could probably make an equally convincing argument that mortgage rates won’t climb that much by 2012-13. Economic growth is sluggish, inflation is tame and the central bank has no real short term incentive to tighten rates. Predicting interest rates will always be a sucker’s bet, the fixed rate camp would say, so why try?

Can’t Make Up Your Mind?

Then why not try one of those hybrid products that are half variable rate and half fixed rate? Another option is to get a fixed rate, but for a shorter time frame- say 1 to 2 years. These rates will be closer to prime, giving the borrower a lower rate, as well as locked in, giving the borrower security. The only downfall to this plan is having to renew every 1 to 2 years, a process that can be time consuming if you take the time to shop around.

Ultimately, saving money should be the borrower’s chief concern, and typically variable rates end up cheaper than fixed. If you’re so risk adverse that a variable rate will add stress to your life, then fixed is the way to go. Like many personal finance decisions, this one can go deeper than the numbers.

 

While watching CNBC today, one of the big stories was Wal-Mart’s quarterly earnings. While earnings beat analyst’s expectations by 3 cents, the stock is down in this afternoon’s trading session because Wal-Mart’s U.S. same store sales were down 1.8%, marking the 7th consecutive quarterly decline.

For those of you in the dark about same store sales, the metric is relatively simple. It measures sales in stores that have been open for at least a year, comparing that number to last year’s period. It’s considered a key metric for retailers. While same store sales haven’t been great for retailers in general, (thanks to mediocre consumer activity in general) other retailers have managed to eke out small gains.

Wal-Mart is in a tough spot. While they did well during the economic downturn, they’ve struggled as more affluent consumers have migrated to higher end stores as the economy recovered. Stores like Target and Sears showed a slight increase in same store sales, indicating Wal-Mart shoppers are making the move to these stores. Dollar stores have also seen soaring popularity since the recession, taking Wal-Mart’s traditional demographic. Add all of these together and you get weaker sales for Wal-Mart.

Wal-Mart has been making efforts to take their stores a little higher in the market. The clothing section has been revamped, with the retailer bringing in clothes that are a little more trendy and higher quality, essentially copying what Target has done. Wal-Mart also invested heavily in toys for the Christmas season, an investment that didn’t translate in increased sales. Wal-Mart execs blamed their large product sizes on things like detergent and toilet paper for the sales weakness as well, implying that lower end customers just couldn’t afford the large sizes.

Another problem for Wal-Mart is their weakness in credit. I don’t know current numbers, but when I was a shareholder in Sears Canada back in about 2006, over 50% of purchases at Sears in Canada were made on Sears cards. Besides the sales, retailers also get the profit on interest charged on the credit card. Over half of Sears’ profit was from their credit division. Wal-Mart’s credit division is still in it’s infancy, with only 20% of purchases coming from some sort of credit card. When people have a store credit card, they buy more, it’s that simple.

While the company is struggling in the United States, it’s still growing sales internationally. The company is a behemoth, recording revenue of over a half a trillion dollars annually for 2010. The problem with a company that large is even 10% growth annually becomes next to impossible, simply because of their sheer size. Picking up an additional $50 billion a year in revenue is no picnic. To put the number in perspective, Loblaws (Canada’s biggest retailer) has annual revenue of $30 billion.

Wal-Mart’s struggles with their staff have been well documented as well. Wal-Mart has been accused of paying their staff peanuts, hiring illegal immigrants, withholding overtime pay to eligible employees, not offering affordable medical coverage and sexism against women. It’s no wonder unions are chomping at the bit to unionize Wal-Mart associates.

I’m not sure there’s a more hated company in America than Wal-Mart. Besides what I mentioned, they’re blamed for the demise of American manufacturing, the struggles of locally owned small business, numerous environmental sins, as well as securing their new stores all sorts of perks from willing communities. There are numerous websites, books and documentaries out there that portray an anti-Walmart message. All sorts of people have responded by taking their shopping to other stores.

I deliver potato chips to Wal-Mart everyday. Wal-Mart has the classic bloated big company sickness. Inefficiencies run rampant, there are all sorts of store policies that make no sense. Since wages are so low, Wal-Mart is forced to hire people who are dumber than my big toe. Management seems to either try too hard or not hard enough, resulting in staff that resent them.  Admittedly, my sample size is small, so take it with a grain of salt. Ultimately though, finding good staff to run a growing number of stores is difficult.

Every massive retailer seems to reach an apex, then crash and burn. A&P dominated U.S. grocery in the early 1900s. The company began a slow decline which inevitably ended in their bankruptcy last year. Sears dominated U.S. general merchandise for a similar time period, before being overtaken by discounters like Wal-Mart and Target. In Canada, Hudson’s Bay Company peaked in the 1980s, only to slowly lose market share over the next 30 years.

Is what we’re seeing the beginning of the end for Wal-Mart? The market isn’t in love with the name anymore, the stock only trades at 10x earnings, a valuation typically reserved for unloved stocks. Other retailers are doing a better job than Wal-Mart, as evidenced by the decline in same store sales. Wal-Mart is more and more dependent on acquisitions to fuel growth.

I’m not bullish on Wal-Mart going forward. Perhaps they’re not going away, but I don’t think the stock is a buy at these levels.

Readers, are you bullish or bearish on Wal-Mart? And if you worked there, how excited would you be to do the morning cheer?

 

For those of you not paying attention to my Twitter feed, this week was interesting to say the least.

I decided that Valentine’s Day was my best shot with the redhead, so I went for the gusto and got her some flowers. I simply wrote “hope you enjoy the flowers, how about dinner sometime” on the card and made arrangements to have the bouquet delivered to the school where she teaches at. 50 bucks later and the flowers are all taken care of, all I’m waiting for is a response at this point.

On Tuesday night, I receive a text message. To paraphrase, she wants to be friends, but really doesn’t want a boyfriend to take her focus away from teaching. She teaches grade 1. Just how much focus does she need? Honestly, I would have much preferred something to the effect of “sorry, you’re a nice guy but I’m not interested in that way”. Why do we always make excuses for this type of thing? Just come out and tell the person you’re not interested.

And no, I don’t want to be friends. If I wanted to be friends, I WOULDN’T HAVE ASKED HER OUT FOR A DATE. Stupid.

Random Thing That Irritated Me This Week

My boss calls me this week and tells me that my position doesn’t qualify for holidays. Ever.

On the one hand, I’m not too excited about this. I was hired to train under the guy running my route, taking over for him when he retires in June. Once June hits, I’m guaranteed 3 weeks a year, increasing to 4 weeks after 5 years, and maxing out at 6 weeks after 10 years.

On the other hand, I’m going to get a co-worker in about 4 months that will never get a day off unless I work for him. Looks like I’ll still have to work weekends after all!

Random Thing I Enjoyed This Week

I thought The Office was great on Thursday. Let’s go with that.

Oh, and my Mommy bought me a Valentine’s card. So that was nice of her.

Everyone on Twitter was very nice about my Valentine’s rejection. So thanks to everyone for that.

Song I Like And Therefore You Should Too

Considering my recent rejection, let’s go with an anti-love song this week.

That’s the beauty of love. Sometimes it stinks, but when it works it makes all the rejection and loneliness worth it. It’s just the waiting that sucks. So I’ll just listen to this song over and over again until it happens.

A hint for the fellas: don’t play this song around your special lady.

Simpsons Quote Of The Week

Grampa: Oh, it’s not a swindle. What you do is, see, you give them all your credit card numbers, and if one of them is lucky, they send you a prize.

Sports You Should Watch This Week

Unlike my announcement of the NHL All Star Game, I’ll actually be right if I tell you to watch the NBA All Star Game this weekend. That might be fun… I guess.

Baseball spring training is just starting, which is fun for me and the other 19 baseball fans in Canada. They’re still a couple of weeks away from games, so don’t get too excited.

The Scotties Tournament of Hearts starts later on today, for all you curling fans out there. Last year PEI had a couple of hotties (namely Erin Carmody) on their team, hopefully this year’s selection is decent. You might as well check out the ladies, because curling is the worst sport ever.

Blogging Snack of The Week

I’ve had such a good week eating that I really didn’t eat anything bad. There’s a couple new kinds of Tostitos that came out, so maybe pick up a bag or six next time you go to the store. I tried both and I’d definitely put both of those chips in my mouth.

As for the weight loss, I’m down to 247.6. I was actually down to 247.0, but I gained weight for no apparent reason on Thursday. I had a few slices of pizza for supper last night at my buddy’s house and I’ve decided I’ll earn another cheat meal once I get below 240. I’ve also decided to switch up my look once I hit my goal weight, ditching my glasses (at least sometimes) with contacts and cutting my hair much shorter than it is now. If you knew what I looked like, you’d barely recognize me.

Babe Loosely Related To Finance

Let’s go with the previously mentioned curling babe from PEI, Erin Carmody

Why is it all the ladies I creepily hit on over the internet live so far away?

This isn’t the greatest picture of her, but whatever. What do you people expect for me, quality?

Oh Right, Time For Links

Bank Nerd has an interesting piece on the ways men and women approach investing. I’d argue that women are better than men at investing, along with cooking, cleaning, doing my laundry and having boobs. Why am I single again?

Speaking of girls, this story from the Huffington Post is about a high school wrestler from Iowa who refuses to wrestle a girl. I’d totally wrestle a girl, but only if she was cute. I would pin her and then tickle her, because everyone likes that.

Million Dollar Journey has a post about stock screeners. Finally, a decent one for Canadian stocks! I’ve been looking for one FOREVER.

Evan over at My Journey To Millions has a piece about why he’s taking out life insurance on his infant son. I wrote a post on life insurance for kids a long time ago, where I was against the stance Evan took. I now realize that decision is impossible to make until you do have a child.

Fabulously Broke details the costs of obesity in the United States and Canada. Since I’m still fat, I’ll refrain from making fat jokes.

Boomer and Echo expanded on my post on food inflation to talk about inflation in general and how it won’t be so bad.

Carnivals I Was In

None, but my post on my creepy roommate was featured over at My Tenant From Hell. I bet Rachelle from Landlord Rescue would have some good stories for that site!

Have a good week everyone.

 

Get out your pitchforks and torches! There’s gonna be an angry mob waiting for me at the end of this post!

I donated such a small amount of money to charity last year I should probably be ashamed of myself. I donated a small amount to the library, as well as a small amount to the food bank and some stuff to the Salvation Army for them to resell at the thrift store. The value of all three of those donations equals about $100. Pretty sad, I know.

I donate some of my time as well, sitting on my town’s public library board. While I take my commitment seriously, I have to admit it isn’t very much work. I show up to 1-2 meetings per month most months, eating up about 5 hours of my time. Every 3 months or so there’s a bigger project that requires 5-10 hours of work, whether it’s a special all-day meeting or some sort of fundraising effort. I think volunteering is important, especially if you’re a single guy like me with time to spare.

I almost contradicted myself there, didn’t I? I think volunteering is important, yet I donate a tenth of one percent of my salary. Why do I feel that way?

Time Is Money

First of all, my time is valuable. I don’t want to put a dollar value on it, but it does have value. So even though I’m not contributing money, I’m still contributing something of value.

By committing my time to a non-profit that I like, I’m still making a significant commitment. I’m not giving them money, granted, but I’m still contributing something. That’s the most important thing.

Spreading Out Donations Isn’t Very Effective

When I give $25 to the food bank, it doesn’t really make that big of difference. Hell, the boxes of outdated chips I deliver every so often probably go farther than my $25 did. If you’re a family collecting from the food bank, wouldn’t a bag of chips be a nice treat?

Many people take their charity money and spread it out among many, basically giving cash to any charity that asks them for it. I’d argue that giving is much more effective if someone picked only one or two charities that they really believed in and donated more money to them. That way their dollars would be more effective and can be earmarked for specific projects or items.

There are all sorts of charities out there who aren’t very responsible with donations. They’re inefficient or they have issues with staff either being paid too much or having too many staff in general. By giving money to those organizations, the giver is allowing this to continue. I’d want to see everybody get intimately involved with one or two organizations so they can know their money is being put to good use.

My Strategy

Unless something changes a great deal in the coming years, I plan to accumulate a lot of capital by the time I retire. I won’t say any specific numbers, let’s just say I plan to not be suffering any during my retirement. If I play my cards right, I’ll end up with a sizable estate to pass on to my children. (Assuming, of course, I can get a girl to touch my, you know)

Too bad my kids will barely see a penny of it.

I plan to give my kids a token amount at certain points in their lives- money for college, a down payment for a house and maybe when I die- and that’s it. I don’t plan on letting my kids leech on my hard work. I want to give them enough money to do anything, but not enough to do nothing. If I lend them money, the expectation will be they pay me back. Family or not, my offspring will learn the importance of paying their bills.

What’ll happen to all my money as I grow old? That’s the point of my life when I’ll start aggressively donating to charity. Once I reach a certain financial position and age, I’ll start to make substantial donations to causes I’ve known for years. I’ll pick and choose my spots, picking a few charities that are doing things I really believe in. Hopefully I’ll have enough money to fund some really cool projects, projects that will change people’s lives.

Bill Gates was really good at making computer software. Now he’s a really good philanthropist. His foundation is one of the best I’ve seen at figuring out a return on their charitable investment. When The Gates Foundation tries to cure malaria in Africa, they try to figure out the way to save the most lives. It’s like calculating an investment return. When I donate, I want to be able to see where my money is going and have a role in the way it’s spent. I can’t do that if I spread out a few hundred dollars a year.

Am I Heartless?

One could make the argument that I can both donate now and later. That’s true, I could easily up my donations to a few hundred (or even thousand) dollars a year and not have that amount greatly affect my estate. At this point in my life though, I’m much more interested in making the money then I am giving it away. At this point in my life, I wouldn’t be a good giver.

Like most people, there isn’t a lot left after I take care of my bills, pay my taxes and eat. What I do have left I mostly invest. Being that I’m still a relatively young guy with ambition, my focus at this point in my life is to make money. Once the focus of my life switches to philanthropy, then I’ll donate the money.

And if that makes me an ass, then so be it.

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