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I should put a picture of Brad Pitt here to keep the ladies interested, but I’m not going to. Go click on my about page if you want a picture of a sexy mug.

A couple of weeks ago, I went and watched Moneyball, mostly because I liked the book an unreasonable amount. The story chronicles the Oakland Athletics during the 2002 Major League Baseball season. After the 2001 season, the A’s lost three of their best players to free agency, meaning General Manager Billy Beane had to improvise. He didn’t have the payroll that other teams did, so he had to pick up players that could equal the production of the departed free agents, but at a fraction of the cost. (Spoiler alert!) He ends up finding those players, and after a slow start, the A’s end up winning their division, only to ultimately lose to the Minnesota Twins in the playoffs.

In the movie, Beane hired a guy named Peter Brand (who is based on Paul DePosta in real life) who was using advanced statistics to measure the value of players. Brand threw out statistics like batting average, exchanging it for on base percentage, a figure that measures walks along with batting average. RBIs are discounted greatly, because they’re dependant on who gets on base before you. This school of thought is called Sabermetrics, and as you can imagine, there was a great deal of resistance by old school baseball folks when people started looking at statistics differently.

Anyway, I’m boring you with baseball talk. If you want a very limited explanation of what Sabermetrics consists of, go see the movie. And if you’re looking for something a little more in depth, go read the book. As always, it’s better than the movie.

Anyway, back to the thesis. What can Moneyball teach you about investing?

Firstly, Moneyball stresses the importance of doing your research. The reason Beane and Brand were able to identify undervalued players is the amount of time they dedicated to the pursuit. Computer programs were built just for analyzing baseball data. Countless hours of research went into discovering a new way to identify a more effective way of disseminating this data. They were mocked for not having lives, and they didn’t care.

As a Moneyball investor, you need to spend the time doing your homework. Annual reports will be your new friend, along with listening to conference calls, countless web searches, and digesting other investor’s thoughts about whatever company you’re interested in. You will not cry when mocked for having no life. Okay, you can a little… IF YOU’RE A GIRL.

In the movie, Oakland picks up David Justice after the Yankees agree to pay a large portion of his salary just to make him go away. The hope was, for Oakland, that Justice would regain enough of his former glory to be a useful addition. When Oakland traded for Justice, it was well known that his speed and fielding range were suffering, thanks to a career full of knee injuries.

If you’ve been around here for any length of time, you can probably tell where I’m going with this. Contrarian investors have no problem investing in something where the short term outlook isn’t great. They take a look past public perception to the inner workings of the company, taking a good long look at the financial statements. Once they find a company the public hates with a strong balance sheet and is still making money, they’ll pounce, and then just wait for the turnaround.

Yeah, sometimes the turnaround doesn’t happen. I’ve held stocks for years that have floundered and did absolutely nothing. I’ve also had stocks that have both succeeded and failed equally spectacularly. The beauty of investing this way is that when a stock works out for you, it really works out for you. It’s just like in Moneyball. David Justice had low expectations, and taking a gamble was a high risk high reward scenario- except the Yankees paid most of his salary, significantly reducing the risk for Oakland. You should invest like that.

The movie touches on this next topic a little, but the book delves into it in much more detail. When drafting players, teams would look at tools more than they’d look at actual statistics. This means that when a scout would go watch a player play, he’d look at how athletic his swing was, rather than how good the player was at getting on base. Players who didn’t look athletic were hardly given the time of day, no matter how good their stats were. Players were rewarded more for potential than actual performance.

People make the same mistakes investing. For a while this summer, Netflix traded at over 100 times earnings. Investors were gaga over Netflix not because performance was good (which, admittedly, it was) but because of the potential for even greater future performance. As a result of that rosy looking future, investors were willing to pay a huge premium to get their hands on the next big thing.

Sometimes, the next big thing works out for investors. Both Google and Apple traded at some very high multiples to their earnings, yet both delivered consistently for years, letting the earnings catch up to the share price, thereby making their valuations much more reasonable. Google and Apple are the 1st round draft picks that work out. To switch sports for a second, there’s always a Alexander Diagle to compliment a Sidney Crosby. Sometimes, the high flying stocks come crashing back down.

If you want to learn about value investing and can’t bear to pick up an investing book, Moneyball would be a decent place to start. You’re probably going to have to pick up an investing book at some point if you want to learn about, you know, investing. Might I recommend some in my reading list?

Zing! Ended this one with a shameless plug!

*Oh, and P.S., the movie doesn’t even mention the fact that Oakland got ridiculously good starting pitching during 2002, thereby making moves for those hitters much less important.

Also, congratulate the winner of the Wealthy Barber Returns book, Holy Potato, with his entry- Financial Uproar: doesn’t matter who’s right or wrong, I’m the loudest. Join the UPROAR. I’ll be emailing Potato soon. Thanks everyone for entering.

 

Remember how I was giving away a copy of The Wealthy Barber Returns a couple of weeks ago? Of course you do, since you clearly cannot get enough of me. Well, I’m glad one of us did, because I totally forgot about it until Change On A Budget reminded me about it on the Twitter. I thank her for the reminder, but don’t think that’s going to increase your chances of winning, missy!

Anyhoo, I still have to harass my impartial judge to get off his ass and judge me a winner. (You know who you are) I’ll totally announce the winner on Monday. I promise this time.

On a financial note, even though I did recently write an article for Canadian Finance Blog about how I’m in no hurry to pay down my mortgage, I did call the bank who has my mortgage and upped my payments by a couple hundred bucks. The amount I was paying was laughably low considering my income. When I got the mortgage, my income was less certain than it is now, so I didn’t want to go nuts with the payments.

Still, I’m not turning into one of those guys who invests in nothing but his mortgage. Those people need a lesson on diversification.

Song I Like And Therefore You Should Too

I’m going with the low hanging fruit this week. It’s the Halloween special, Monster Mash.

Maybe I should make tonight my annual trip out to the bar, just to check out the girls dressed up like sluts sexy whatevers. And then these girls get mad when guys don’t respect them in the morning.

Simpsons Quote Of The Week

Homer: These quizzes are never wrong, Marge! They’re put together by the finest scientists in the magazine business!

Gambling Is Fun

I returned to respectability last week, with my picks going 2-1. This ups my overall record to 2-4, meaning all I need is another respectable week to go back to .500.

I’m taking Carolina plus the goal and a half against the suddenly struggling Flyers. Give me Houston minus the 10 points against the Jacksonville Jaguars (move that team to Los Angeles already) and I’m taking the over in the Browns/49ers game, since 38.5 points is pretty low. This is literally how much thought I put into my gambling picks. If any of you are picking what I do in an attempt to make money, you are truly a moron.

A Post You Might Have Missed

My archives are sexier than that time I took off my shirt. Yes, it’s only happened once.

I contemplated spending $500 on a portable dishwasher, thinking it would save me money because I’d eat at home more. I don’t mind cooking, but I do hate cleaning up afterwards. A year later, I have no dishwasher, and I still eat the majority of my meals away from my house. It’s nice to see laziness winning out.

The More You Know

Random Wikipedia article time bitches!

Cauim is a traditional alcoholic beverage made by the indigenous people of Brazil and Columbia. It is still made today in remote parts of South America. And in case you wanted your own recipe, it’s made by fermenting manioc (a large starchy root) or maize, and adding fruit juice. Someone should make this so I won’t try it.

Pick A Stock. Any Stock.

General Electric isn’t quite in contrarian territory anymore, but I think it’s still a solid buy at these levels. Since GE is so big and diversified, it’s basically a play on the entire economy recovering. That’ll happen eventually, so just sit back and enjoy the 3% dividend to wait. My Dad (on my recommendation, thank you) bought his on the way down at around $12 a share, so I’d back up the truck if it ever got below $15 again. It could easily double in the next 5 years.

Babe Loosely Related To Finance

I’m going to a football game this afternoon. So let’s go with a sexy cheerleader, this one jumps up and down the sidelines of the Houston Texans.

Hey Maxim: it doesn’t matter what her name is.

Time For Links

I think the fine folks at Don’t Quit Your Day Job put all sorts of fancy graphs and junk in their posts just so I have to click through and go to their site. Well, at least one of their posts is worth it, as they explore whether art and philosophy majors should pay higher student loan rates. I’m giving this post the highest Financial Uproar award of saying it doesn’t suck.

My online girlfriend/cousin Sandy from Yes I Am Cheap talks about building niche websites. I always wonder at what point will the niche website business become so saturated that nobody makes any money. It obviously hasn’t happened yet.

If you’re not reading Ken Jennings (the former Jeopardy champ) then we can’t be friends anymore. Check out his hilarious I am the 99% post.

Interesting post from Echo over at Canadian Finance Blog, about tipping. It’s funny how people in the hospitality business are ALWAYS in favor of tipping. Wait, that’s not funny at all.

Speaking of Canadian Finance Blog, I was back this week, writing about the effects tattoos can have on your career prospects. I bet if you’re a hot chick and are willing to sleep with your boss to get ahead, that having a tat could actually help your career.

One of my many internet ladyfriends K (she’s all anonymous and mysterious now) wrote a post about her childhood experiences with money and how it affects her future plans as a parent. Oh, and ladies, if you talk about your future kids, that’s pretty much inviting me to think about sleeping with you. Hey, I’m the victim here.

Dividend Ninja does a decent job explaining why utility stocks have such high debt levels and payout ratios. If you don’t go and read it, he’ll use his ninja skills to kick your ass.

It’s retard of the month time at Control Your Cash. One of these days that’s going to be me. I’ll cry.

And finally, Fabulously Broke breaks down how much your pet will cost you over its lifetime. Well, the handy infographic breaks it down. She just posted it. Still, pretty colors.

Carnivals

Nah. They’re filled with carnies.

Have a good week everyone.

 

 

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