Did everyone have a good Christmas? (Don’t actually answer that. I don’t really care.)

A few days ago, I’m driving the chip truck on the highway, since part of my route involves driving to a small town about 45 minutes away twice a week. So I’m driving, and a car pulls up behind me, doing a pretty good speed. The chip truck is governed at exactly 106 km/hr, (it gets up to 110 going down hills, which is easily the highlight of my drive) so I get passed a lot. But this guy wouldn’t pass me.

This was kind of weird, so I kept an eye on the car in my mirror. We reached a hill with an actual passing lane, but the car still stayed behind me. Suddenly, I realized what was going on. I was being followed by the cops, in a ghost car. The reason the cop wasn’t passing me is because I was being used to shield him from oncoming motorists.

Right on cue, a car approaches from the other direction. And, like most people on the highway, he’s speeding. I’d estimate he was doing 30 km/hr over the speed limit. I can see him approaching this trap, powerless to do anything. I started yelling at him from inside the cab, like that was going to do anything. “SLOW DOWN! THE COPS ARE RIGHT BEHIND ME!”

He didn’t, and not 3 seconds later, the flashing lights were on and the cops were pulling a very illegal u-turn in the middle of the highway.

It’s New Year’s Eve tonight, which has to be the worst excuse for a celebration ever. Why are you celebrating again? Is it because you made it through another mediocre year? Or it because 2012 is gonna be the best year ever? We both know you’ll break your resolutions by January 22nd. If you actually wanted to quit smoking, you’d have done it months ago.

So yeah, new year’s resolutions are stupid. You should still make a few though.

Song I Like And Therefore You Should Too

Thank baby Jesus that all the Christmas music has finally been eliminated for another year. It’s all horrible.

It’s been a while since we had some Taylor Swift. That is a crime of unimaginable proportions. She’s working on a new album, approximately 35 seconds after her year long world tour finished. Damn woman, take a vacation.

Simpsons Quote Of The Week

Barney: Hello, my name is Barney and I’m an alcoholic.

Clerk: Oh… You want A.A. This is Triple A.

Homer: Hi, my name is Homer and I’m planning a trip to St. Louis.

Clerk: East St. Louis?

Homer: Is there any other St. Louis?

Gambling Is Fun

I followed up my glorious 3-0 week with another solid effort, going 2-1. At this rate, I’m going to be a professional gambler in about a month and a half.

Because it’s that time of year, let’s go with some World Junior hockey bets. The US is a 2 goal underdog against Canada, and the over/under is 4 goals. Clearly I’m taking the US to cover, and the over. Rounding out my bet, I’m taking Switzerland minus the goal against Slovakia. Here’s hoping for a meaningless empty netter.

Overall Record: 12-16-2

A Post You Might Have Missed

My archives are sexier than a black bra/garter belt lingerie set. By the way, if any of my lady readers have any spare sexy underwear they’d like to send my way, you know how to find me.

Anyhoo, you’ve probably heard of an investment philosophy called Dogs of the Dow. Basically, an investor finds the top 5 yielding stocks in the Dow 30, and invests in them every year. I explored whether you should do a similar thing with stocks trading on the TSX. Of course you should. You should do everything I say.

The More You Know

COULD YOU PEOPLE DONATE TO WIKIPEDIA SO I DON’T HAVE TO KEEP LOOKING AT THOSE CREEPY FACES.

The 1966 Soviet submarine global circumnavigation was announced to be the first submerged around-the-world voyage by a group of Soviet nuclear-powered submarines. The voyage was an early example of blue-water operations by the Soviet Navy’s nuclear-powered submarine fleet, and it paved the way for future operations during the latter half of the Cold War. The voyage took place nearly six years after the first complete submerged circumnavigation of the world undertaken by the U.S. Navy’s nuclear-powered submarine Triton in 1960. Technically speaking, this Soviet submerged around-the-world voyage was not a true “circumnavigation” since the submarine group went from the Soviet Northern Fleet in the area of the Kola Peninsula to the Soviet Pacific Fleet base inKamchatka and consequently did not go completely around the world as did the USS Triton.

Those damn commies couldn’t do anything right.

Pick A Stock. Any Stock.

Sorry, but you’re not getting one this week. Oh, don’t cry little one.

The reason is because on Monday you’re getting 4. Plus, the best 4 picks from approximately 15 other bloggers. That’s right kids, it’s a stock picking contest. You’re going to want to come check that out. Some of the picks are bananas!

Babe Loosely Related To Finance

Some of you have been complaining that the babe loosely related to finance isn’t related enough to finance. It’s almost like I’m just picking a hot chick at random for us all to ogle. Well, duh. Of course that’s what I’m doing. I don’t see any of you suggesting hot chicks for this category. Seriously, please do. I’m running out of ideas here.

This is Gina Bianchini, the co-founder and CEO of Ning. Oh, and she’s a Stanford MBA and was an analyst for Goldman Sachs. Is that financial enough for all you naysayers?

Time For Links

My internet girlfriend Young and Thrifty gives us some tips on how to rent out your basement. She only got around to posting it a whole year after I did. So thanks for the good, albeit late post Y&T.

Fabulously Broke explores why women are burning out by the age of 30. She linked to me, which pretty much proves she wants me, but I’m playing hard to get. It’s a good post. Really.

I asked if Canada is in a real estate bubble over at Canadian Finance Blog. Have you subscribed to CFB yet so you get to read me every Thursday? What are you waiting for, 2012?

Speaking of other blogs I write on, I’ve accepted a couple new staff writing positions for 2012. Go follow me on the Twitter, so you’ll be the first to read the crap that isn’t good enough to go here my finest writing.

Sandy from Yes I Am Cheap wrote a piece for Yakezie about why you can’t make a living blogging. Many disagreed in the comments. Go check it out before I mock you for not going to check it out.

The sexier half of Boomer and Echo wrote about the risks of joint accounts. You’ll just have to click through to see which half of the duo I think is sexier.

Holy Potato has a massive piece on whether you should sell your house and rent. The answer is… Like I’m going to tell you. Go read it for yourself, slacker.

This week’s obligatory Control Your Cash link. It’s about books, or something.

Go check out the artwork by the college kids who are renting a house from Darwin’s Money. Delightfully hilarious, if not very good.

And finally, in what has to be my favorite story ever, some guy hired a hooker and it turned out to be his daughter. Not sure if it’s true or not, but hilarious.

Carnivals

Do imaginary carnivals count?

Have a good week everyone.

 

 

I’m a pretty lucky guy, even though it doesn’t really translate into getting lucky, if you know what I’m saying. That was a sex joke.

I was born in Canada, which might be the best country in the world, with the exception of the crappy weather most of the country gets. I have great parents, who were kind enough to let me stay in their basement even after I turned 18. My Dad was, without a doubt, the biggest financial influence in my life. He taught me the wonders of compound interest, ways to use leverage to enhance returns, and the importance of living frugally, which should pretty much be a no-brainer at this point.

Because of a great support system and an education unlike most other kids got, I quickly took a shine to financial matters. While other 18 year olds were concerned with getting drunk and hooking up with strangers, I studied balance sheets and read every personal finance book I could get my hands on. I remember intentionally avoiding going out with my friends to stay home and watch the business channel on TV. I’m clearly a bummer at parties.

I’m the first to admit that, statistically speaking, I was set up to accumulate wealth.

Let’s compare my story to my sister. Without going into too many details, she is, shall we say, not as skilled at the art of wealth accumulation as I am. We are at two very different points in the financial spectrum. Why am I so good at accumulating wealth, while someone who had the exact same upbringing so bad at it?

This brings me to a post from Andrea over at So Over Debt, all about how being poor is more complicated than most of us think. For those of you who don’t know how to use a mouse well enough to click through, let me summarize. Poverty is complicated, most people who end up poor do so because of all sorts of factors. A series of bad choices, combined with a poor upbringing or whatever, and we end up with someone who’s poor. I’m painting in broad strokes here, since I kinda have to in just a one paragraph summary. Go check out the post for the whole story.

Since I’m at least 94% sure that post was directed at least in part towards me, let’s take off the gloves. It’s scrappin’ time! Hopefully Andrea doesn’t kick me in the balls or something if we ever meet. Because I wouldn’t put it past her.

Around here, I talk a lot about ways to accumulate wealth. I think that it’s really not that hard. All you need to do is spend less than what you make, do it consistently, and the results start to add up. If you can increase your savings rate by earning more, the results get accelerated even more. There are all sorts of examples of people from every economic background, from every sociological background, and from all sorts of broken homes that manage to accumulate wealth. Why is that?

I’m not sure what the answer is, but Andrea thinks she does. And she thinks it’s luck.

Frankly, the notion that luck plays anything but a small factor in my journey to become wealthy is an insult to all the hours of study I’ve put into the subject, all the hours I’ve spent researching potential investments, and all the hours I’ve busted my hump working hard, physical jobs in order to make excess cash to invest. Sure, I was lucky to win the ovarian lottery, but that’s where the luck ended. Everything else I’ve accomplished it’s because I’ve worked for it.

There are millions of people who are just like me. They were born in a first world country, to parents who raised them to the best of their ability. They had teachers who encouraged and challenged them. They are intelligent enough to go off and finish high school, and a large percentage of them ended up going to college as well. I’m hardly alone in getting these advantages.

And yet, a small percentage of us privileged folks are accumulating serious wealth, while the rest wallow in debt brought on by bad decisions. Some of us are buying stocks and real estate and other assets, while the vast majority buy crap that goes down in value every time they touch it. Some of us make every single major live decision with one goal in mind – how will it help me get rich? After spending the past 10 years working single-handedly towards one goal, it makes me upset that someone can just write off my efforts by declaring that the only reason I’ve been able to accomplish what I have is because I haven’t had any setbacks.

There’s a significant minority of the population that, for whatever reason, simply cannot get wealthy. They’re the types of people who are lucky to even stay gainfully employed. It may be cold up here in Canada, but we have a support system that ensures their basic needs will always be provided. I’m happy to exchange a slightly higher tax rate in exchange for that safety net, just in case I ever need it. We can’t simply flip a switch and make these people into middle class citizens with good jobs. But, at least from my perspective, I’ve never written a word that was intended for people in that situation. Those people don’t need a personal finance blog, they need someone to teach them the basic math skills needed to make a budget in the first place. To compare someone in that type of situation to a college educated person isn’t helpful.

Millions of people are smart, educated, and ambitious enough to put themselves in a position where, with years of hard work, they can begin to become financially independent. And yet, most don’t bother. It’s difficult to dedicate your spare time to learn how an investment really works. It’s hard to take your excess capital and invest it for the future when a MacBook Pro looks all shiny and pretty. The richest among us weren’t alone in being lucky enough to be put into a position to succeed, yet they are alone in succeeding. Why do they rise to the top, while everyone else suffers through mediocrity? Nobody can tell you the exact answer, because every situation is different. What I can tell you is that, while luck plays a factor, it’s not at the top of the list.

 

These days, dividend growth investing is more popular than an ice cream cake at a fat camp. In today’s low interest rate environment, finding yield isn’t so simple. Government bonds yield next to nothing. Even corporate bonds have pretty skimpy yields. All sorts of investors are jumping aboard companies with decent dividends and a consistent history of growing that dividend. All this love of dividend growth investing is great and all, but I’m not sure it’s the ticket into the rich kids’ club.

Instead, as I’m apt to do, I’d like to suggest an alternative. Remember when I said I was going to give you actual strategies to grow/invest your cash? Well, today is your lucky day. No word on whether you’ll actually get lucky after this is done. If you’re me, the answer is probably not.

So what’s the key to wealth? Preferred shares of course. These securities get no love from anybody, which is really too bad, since they’re effective income generators. Let’s delve further.

What’s A Preferred Share?

Basically, if a common share and a bond made sweet, sweet love, their offspring would be a preferred share. Do you guys think one of them ends up crying after, like when I have sex? What? I have feelings.

Preferred shares represent an ownership position, but without a few of the benefits that go with it. Preferred share owners don’t get the right to cast their vote at the annual meeting. They also don’t really participate in the growth of the company or have any potential for a dividend increase. The shares are issued at a certain price (usually $25.00 per share) which, like bonds, is referred to as par. As certain events happen, the share price will fluctuate, just like with bonds. If rates go up, the price of the preferred will go down, hence increasing the yield. The opposite happen if interest rates go down.

Preferred shares are much more like bonds than they are stocks. If a company goes bankrupt, preferred shares have a higher claim on liquidation than do common shares. The dividend remains steady, just like a bond payment does. If a company falls behind on their dividend payments, they are required to catch up at some point, unless they go out of business.

There are all sorts of different kinds of preferred shares. There are perpetual preferreds, which, as you probably guessed, continue on forever. Then there are callable preferreds, which can be bought back buy the company at a certain point. There’s also convertible preferreds which can be converted to common stock, at a ratio outlined in the prospectus. The investor decides if they want to convert, and they’re usually free to do so whenever the hell they want. There are also exchangeable preferreds, which allow the company to exchange them with a different issue of preferreds at a certain point.

Preferred shares are somewhat complicated. Read the prospectus. Or, if you can’t read, go to prefinfo. It’s got the visual appeal of a geocities site from circa 1998, but the info on Canadian preferred shares is top notch.

Investing In Preferred Shares

Preferred shares trade on the stock exchange, meaning it’s pretty simple for a moron like you to buy some. Since many issues only trade a few thousand times a day, you’ll want to make sure to use limit orders.

From there, it’s just a matter of finding the best mix of safety and yield. Yellow Pages series D preferreds currently pay out 43 cents per quarter, on a share price of just under $3. For those of you keeping track at home, that’s north of a 70% dividend yield.

Even the dumbest of you can figure out that the market is pricing in a dividend cut. I’d stay away from that one.

Okay, let’s assume you’re looking to start your preferred share portfolio. Here are 5 names that you should maybe take a look at.

1. Rona

Currently yields 5.7%. The company is profitable and has a great balance sheet.

2. National Bank

They’re considered an honorary member of Canada’s big 5 banks. The Quebec based financial company yields 6.05%. It becomes a floating rate loan in 2014, but the yield floats at 4.79% above the Government of Canada 5 year bond rate. This preferred share is a good option if you want protection from rising rates in the future.

3. Manulife Financial

Yes, the life insurance business isn’t the best place to be right now, considering the unstable equity markets are. Manulife is one of the best in the industry, so you know they’re not going away any time soon. Right now the series D preferreds yield 6.25%. This one also converts into a floating rate preferred in 2014, at the Government of Canada 5 year bond rate plus 4.56%.

4. IGM Financial

Also known as Investor’s Group, the biggest mutual fund rip-off in Canada. There’s no reason for you not to profit from other’s stupidity, as this bad boy yields 5.7%.

5. CIBC

What’s interesting about these ones is the ability to use a dividend reinvestment plan (DRIP) to purchase CIBC common shares at a 3% discount to market value. The 5.3% dividend doesn’t hurt either.

There you have it. These are 5 solid Canadian companies that aren’t going away anytime soon. You can buy 100 shares of each, and just let the cash roll in. Six percent may not be a number you’ll get really excited over, but it’s a pretty decent yield on good, secure preferreds.

 

Hey, welcome fellow finance nerd. Obviously you take more than a passing interest in your finances, since you show up here (hopefully on a regular basis) to read about some financially related topic. As you all already know, around here I like to focus on the increasing revenue side of the equation, rather than the reducing expenses side. This is because: a) it’s way more fun and b) increasing income is essentially limitless, while decreasing expenses has a limit. But I’ve spent enough time on that, so let’s move on.

There are literally thousands of PF blogs out there. For the purpose of our discussion, I’m going to divide them into two categories. The first, which includes this blog, are written by people who have their financial house in order, and are trying to pass their wisdom onto others who might not be as financially advanced, but who are heading in the right direction. Most of the blogs I read are written by people in the same financial boat. JT McGee clearly knows his way around a balance. sheet. Andrew Hallam became a millionaire on a teacher’s salary. And I’m pretty sure the folks from Control Your Cash have their swimming pool filled up with gold coins, like Scrooge McDuck. No word on whether they skinny dip in it.

Meanwhile, we have the other group of financial blogs. They are written by people who have somewhat limited financial knowledge. They struggle with budgeting and debt repayment. Usually, these people have dug themselves into some sort of financial hole, saw the light, and are now on their way towards becoming debt free. Sometimes, like Fabulously Broke, they pay off their debt and graduate to some more advanced financial thinking. She’s on her way to becoming quite wealthy. Too bad she’s quite not single.

I don’t want to rag on anybody who’s just starting on their financial journey. Everybody has to start somewhere. I was lucky enough to have someone explain to me the wonders of compound interest when I was young enough to really take advantage about it. I was always good at saving money, so I never started out in any sort of financial hole. I was smart enough to start investing almost immediately after I turned 18. I’ve never known any sort of financial hardship. Money has always sort of been my thing.

Meanwhile, others struggle at it. We all can’t be good at everything. So while I was saving and investing, other people were going on shopping sprees and holidays, all funded by credit. They were taking out student loans or whatever. And, as we all know, eventually it all will catch up to you. At some point, you’ll reach rock bottom, and the debt will become a burden you just can’t control anymore.

So they start a personal finance blog.

And hey, that’s great. I can see the thought process behind it. These days, people take to Google to search for the solution of all their problems, from strange rashes to weird porn fetishes. So they Google ‘debt repayment’ and are taken to someone’s blog, which chronicles their journey out of debt. Emboldened by others’ success, they start their own blog, to keep themselves accountable on their path to a positive net worth.

And then, one of two things happen. Either they make significant progress, or they don’t. And, at least from this observer’s viewpoint, more and more aren’t really accomplishing much. These bloggers will have a good month or two, and then something will happen. Sometimes, this is a legitimate emergency. Other times, it’s just consumerism rearing its ugly head. The blogger needs a new laptop, since the one they have is getting slow. They’re serious about fitness now, so they shell out $100 a week on a gym membership and a personal trainer. And, of course, they can never buy the cheapest thing on the market, since it’s always crap. (Financial Uproar: proudly typed on the cheapest laptop I could find back in 2009)

Considering these people think about their finances often enough to HAVE A BLOG ABOUT THE SUBJECT, why doesn’t everybody with a finance blog do well financially? For every blogger that increases their net worth each and every month, we have another who just can’t climb out of debt. At the risk of sounding somewhat condescending, (editor’s note: too late) personal finance isn’t that complicated. Spend less than you make. If you can’t do it, either find a way to earn more or spend less.

We’re generally drawn to people who we consider our peers. This is why I usually don’t read blogs written by people drowning in debt. People who are in the same boat tend to read each other’s stuff. So when their peer makes a financial mistake, they aren’t very hard on them. After all, they’re struggling with many of the same types of issues.

The problem with grouping all types of blogs together is there’s always exceptions to the rule. For every PF blogger who makes consistent financial mistakes, there’s one that is making significant debt progress. For every blogger who struggles to make ends meet, but refuses to go out and earn extra income, there’s somebody else hustling their ass off. So please, if you’re a reader who struggles with the basics, don’t take this personally.

Instead, ask yourself if you’re really taking the steps you need to improve your finances. Are you maximizing your earnings? Are you working as much as you can? Are you minimizing your spending, or are you buying all sorts of unnecessary crap? Are you serious about becoming wealthy? Or are you not willing to put in the work needed to get there?

If the answer to any (or all) of those questions is no then please don’t whine about your financial state. Wealth is everywhere. You just have to put in the work to get it. Life has a way of rewarding the people who put in the most work.

 

I kind of am getting sick of the use of two or more exclamation points in posts. But we gotta cut through the clutter of some of the negative stuff you might read elsewhere. The exclamation point is a sure-fire way to tell you, “hey, this blog is about something you might be surprised to know.”

Or not. Perhaps the excitement punctuation is best backed up with points early on. So here I’m sharing with you reasons why a payday loan can be a smart idea for you and the people you know and love:

• You had an emergency – Something happened to your car. Or something happened to you. In either event, when things like accidents happen, you invariably end up bearing some kind of cost. When that accident leads to expenses greater than your current cash flow, chances are you will need to find extra cash somewhere. For people with jobs, that extra cash comes from payday loans.

• You need to visit a relative in hospital – Your mother who is a 90-minute plane trip away is very sick. You have no choice but to visit her. With a payday loan, you can receive the money in your bank account in about one hour or overnight, enabling you to travel quickly.

• Python/Pig problem with bills – When you get a bunch of bills at once, it’s quite like the pig that the python just swallowed whole. When you take a paycheck cash advance loan, it’s like chopping the pig into two or three meals: a lot easier to swallow in smaller amounts.

In each situation, you can lean on a payday loan lender to come up with the cash that you need for whatever your situation may be. Important to note, your situation is not something frivolous (think luxury vacations, “purchase opportunities” such as champagne on sale, or upgrading your smartphone when your current phone works just fine). Payday loans are for covering the most important obligations.

That’s exciting! That’s a great way to approach payday loans ! It warrants exclamation points! Yayyy!

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