So it turns out that my work day is almost over and I haven’t come up with any ideas for tomorrow’s post. I swear, I’m usually better prepared than this.

No you’re not.

Really, Italics Man? I though I killed you.

No, that was a random hooker. I knew her. Nice gal.

Oh.

Anyhoo, I did one of these ask me anything posts back in March, and it was reasonably successful. People who weren’t my mom actually commented. More than once, too.

So go ahead, and ask me anything. Whether you want to know about your investments or personal finance or real estate or my book recommendations or a million other things. I’ll be hitting refresh more often than all those jerks who bought all the NES Classics.

Allow me to ask some questions to get y’all started:

  • What’s my favorite food? Cheeseburgers with slices of pizza as buns
  • Coffee or tea? Trick question the answer is literally any other liquid including urine
  • Is my emergency fund too high? Yes
  • But you don’t even know what my emergency fund is. Don’t care. Too high.

And so on. I’ll check back every hour or so and answer your questions.

Tell everyone, yo!