Getting passive income is one of the most powerful things in the world of finance. No wonder dividend investors walk around all day with a semi chubb. I GET IT GUYS.

But in today’s world of interest rates lower than sales of my autobiography (titled Nelson, I Hardly Knew Ye), it’s tough to get a decent amount of yield. Government bonds pay less than 2%. GICs pay marginally more, but only if you go with a company like Oaken Financial that has restrictions. Dividend stocks pay anywhere from 2% all the way up to double digits, but the average investor doesn’t have much of a clue whether an 8% dividend is safe or is about to be cut.

It’s not impossible to get sustainable high yields in today’s market, although you’ve got to look around a little. It’s not quite as simple as buying a bunch of stocks that yield the magical amount. You’ve got to do your research.

I know, I know. Research is hard. Part of the reason why y’all come here is because I do a lot of the heavy lifting for you.

I’m constantly searching the globe for places to put my money to work. Sure, I might be dividend agnostic, but I’m also a self-admitted yield whore. If who investments are identical, I’m going to pick the one that pays me. Every. Single. Time.

Which is why I’ve spent much of the last two days writing the Financial Uproar Passive Income Guide. It’s chock full of information about how to get started investing for passive income, as well as listing some unconventional places to put your capital to work. And because I’m a greedy bastard, I excluded anything that doesn’t have the potential to get you at least 9%.

I’m pretty proud of the result. It’s nearly 3,000 words that’ll help anybody, from a rookie who barely knows what passive income is to an experienced investor. And it’s all yours, absolutely free.

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