These seem to be relatively popular, assuming I have any readers left. My mom is still here, right?

Mom?

Hello?

It turns out even she’s too embarassed to admit she reads this crap.

Alright, so here’s the deal. I’m doing an AMA over at the ol’ dividend investing website. So go check it out if you’d like, and please ask a question or two. I will cry if you won’t. WHATEVER I’M NOT AFRAID TO ADMIT IT.

Tell everyone, yo!