Remember like five months ago when I did the hottest women on business TV competition? I’m sure you do, especially if you have a penis. Anyhoo, the topic got a little stale after 4 quarterfinals, so we took a little break. Now it’s back, AND MY PENIS IS THANKFUL. I love all these hot ladies, they’re all champions in my heart.
But, alas, we can only have one champion. So let’s present the semi-finalists, in order of the number of votes they got in the first round.
1. Catherine Murray
PRETTY IN PINK
Catherine was the overwhelming winner in Round 1, collecting over 70% of the total votes. She’s the co-host of Market Sense, which has replaced Market Call as my favorite BNN show. We all know the female co-host has at least something to do with this.
I’m not sure what I can say about any of these women without repeating myself from last time. But who cares? You’re just here for the pictures, aren’t you?
2. Courtney Reagan
I SUPPORT WHAT SHE SUPPORTS
Next up is Courtney Reagan, who came in first in round 2 of the quarter-finals. You guys obviously liked her, and I appreciate your votes. Allow me to present this picture of her in a dress (WITHOUT A BRA) as an expression of my gratitude.
3, Liz Claman
COUGARING UP THE JOINT
As mentioned before, Ms. Claman is in her mid-40s, and apparently at least some of you are still fans of ladies that age. If all ladies in their 40s looked like Liz, I would be hanging out at t-ball games and the spa, just to hit on them. Plus she’s got my favorite hair color, which will be quite awkward if I end up with one of the 99% of women who don’t have red hair.
4. Becky Quick
I’D BE QUICK WITH HER
Becky’s show, Squawk Box, is on from 6am until 9am EST, which means you’ll have to get up early to watch her live. Or, maybe you should just stay up all night, get drunk, and shout things at her through the TV. Hopefully you live alone.
This time around, you can only vote for one. She will move onto the final, where she will face the winner of the second semifinal, which will be
next Friday whenever the hell I feel like it. And then hopefully they’ll dress up in something sexy and have a pillow fight for our benefit.
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Vote it up, Yo.