He’s Back, Baby! (At Least Temporarily)

He’s Back, Baby! (At Least Temporarily)

Well, hey there, Financial Uproar. I haven’t seen you in a while. Hold on, let me clean up the dust. You’re looking worse than that time the media caught Hillary Clinton without her Spanx. OH, HE’S STILL GOT IT, BABY!

Should I do an update on my financial life? Or would you kids rather see me hit some dingers? I can totally hit dingers.

Let’s start the update.

Mortgage payoff

As a reminder, the loan was originally $190,000 when we bought the place in July, 2016. We owed approximately $107,000 when I posted the last update, back in March.

We’ve still been aggressively shoveling wheelbarrows full of cash towards buying loaves of bread in 1921 Germany our mortgage, getting the balance down to approximately $78,000. I don’t know what’s more exciting — knowing we’re easily on pace to erase the debt by the beginning of 2019 or a Weimar Germany hyperinflation joke finally appearing on Financial Uproar. Let’s go with the latter.

With markets bumping up against new highs seemingly daily, I think this continues to be a prudent use of my excess cash. There are some interesting stocks out there, but nothing that terribly excites me.


Remember when I posted that financial independence made me lose my ambition? Fortunately for me, those feelings quickly went away. Imagine doing the same thing for 20 years without ever getting promoted or doing anything more exciting. I can’t think of a worse version of hell. Okay, maybe I can. I’ve watched a cirque du soleil play, after all.

Anyhoo, I’ve made it clear to my company’s management that I’d like to get promoted. This would likely involve a move to a different store in a new community, which I’m quite okay with. I like small towns, but I’m kinda over the one I’m in.

We’d likely rent if my job took us anywhere else, for a few reasons. While the risk doesn’t really bother me, my wife doesn’t like the idea of being responsible for a new furnace or shingling a roof. Real estate prices are not as reasonable in other parts of the province, which makes the rent vs. buy debate lean towards renting. And the places where we’d like to go have a much greater supply of nice rentals than where we are currently. And hopefully a Wendy’s. God I love Wendy’s.


While I continue to hold and like most of my portfolio positions, I have sold a few things into strength.

In the latter part of 2015, the Canadian preferred share market got whacked. Taking advantage of the carnage, I picked up a medium-sized position in Shaw Communications’ preferred shares (among others), paying approximately $13 each. I exited last week at $17 per share. Including dividends, the total return was about 20% a year.

To minimize the tax impact of that sale, I finally punted Winnipeg Free Press from the portfolio and took the tax loss. Let that be a lesson to you kids. Never look at anything associated with Winnipeg in a positive light.

I also tendered my Dream Office REIT shares at $21 per share, netting a succulent return of 40% (plus dividends of approximately 12%) in just over 18 months. That position was in my TFSA, so there’s no tax implications there.

I invested some spare cash into an ETF, specifically the BMO Canadian Dividend ETF (TSX:ZDV). While the MER is a little high at 0.39%, I like the fact the ETF gives me access to an index of dividend payers that isn’t dominated by Canada’s five largest banks. I’d also be reluctant to buy an ETF that tracks the TSX Composite because of the large energy/materials weighting. And with a beta of 0.57 (according to Google Finance), I sort of view it as a way to participate in some of the market’s upside while minimizing the downside.

Will I invest more in ETFs in the future? I dunno, but I kinda like the hands-off approach ZDV offers, and the 4.4% yield ain’t bad either.


We’ll probably buy a second (used) car in the next few weeks, since sharing a vehicle has become hella annoying now that both of us have jobs. That’ll temporarily delay the ol’ mortgage payoff plan, but that’s okay. What’s the point of money if you can’t use it to make your life easier?

One of my Lending Loop loans is currently delinquent, and LL has employed a collection agency to help get the maximum amount of principal back. The rest of the portfolio is performing well, however. This is why something like peer-to-peer lending should only be a small portion of your portfolio, kids.

And that’s about it. Maybe I’ll write about actual stuff next time.

Financial Uproar Made Me Poorer

Financial Uproar Made Me Poorer

Those of you who show up here multiple times a day (God bless your pathetic hearts) have probably noticed that I didn’t post any content on both Tuesday and Wednesday. Well the joke’s on you, because I really did. I just posted it with invisible ink.

Back in August, I made the decision to update this here blogening every weekday, for a number of different reasons. The biggest was I wanted to turn Financial Uproar into part of your daily routine. The Canadian finance blog-o-net is really missing such a thing. It seems like everyone else has embraced the less is more business model.

The plan was to eventually up the traffic to the point where I could sell premium products. And for a while, it was working. Between August and February, traffic was up 125%. People actually started to comment and email and ask me questions on Twitter. It was a fun time, albeit a little exhausting.

Naturally, the time commitment went up too. I went from spending ~5 hours a week on this thing to 15-20 hours. Which was fine. I had the time, and it was mostly enjoyable. It still is, actually. Talking to you guys without a filter is fun. Damn ass hell bitch fun.

There was just one problem. The Uproar didn’t make any additional money.

I found myself in an interesting conundrum. I needed to hire somebody to write blog content so I’d have time to create premium stuff. Except the blog wasn’t making enough money to do that. Besides, I make my living writing stuff for other people. I’d be paying people to do my job.

I could hire people to try and really supercharge this thing and turn it into a business. Or I could step back and spend more time on the websites that did pay me. The choice was risk capital for a large potential reward or take the potentially smaller reward today. I chose the coward’s way out.

So what’s next?

I’m not going to abandon you kids. Financial Uproar will still be active. It just won’t be every day active. In fact, there won’t be any set schedule. I’ll just post whatever I want, whenever I want. There will be more of a focus on my own personal decisions rather than generic SEO-type stuff.

The plan is to spend the 10-15 hours a week in extra time I’ve created searching for new income streams,  focusing on the kind of stuff that requires semi-active management. I figure this will make fun blog fodder and will be a good use of my time all the same.

In short, Financial Uproar will go from being a business to the place where I talk about my other business. I’ll do a write-up when I buy a new stock or buy a piece of real estate or whatever. I won’t keep up the weekly link dealies, but I’ll probably do one every few weeks rather than every week. It’s much easier that way.

And that’s about it. See you kids next week.

The Best of Financial Uproar

The Best of Financial Uproar

Hey, regular readers. Just wanted to remind everyone that I’ll be appearing live on Business News Network (BNN) today at 10:45 a.m Eastern Time (8:45 here in Alberta). If you’re reading this before I’m on, DROP EVERYTHING and tune in. I guarantee* it’ll be the handsomest TV you’ll see all year.

*Guarantee void in Tennessee, all other 49 states, 10 provinces, and two territories. Nunavut, we cool.

If this is your first time here, welcome to the greatest website in the history of the internet! There’s no way to dispute that, so you’re just going to have to believe me.

Financial Uproar is where Bay Street meets Main Street. It’s a blog for regular Canadian investors who are good at saving but struggle with where to put their money.

I firmly believe one thing. Regular folks are capable of managing their own investment portfolios. You can take a somewhat hands-off approach and put your money in ETFs or you can invest in one of the thousands of active investing ideas that are out there.

For me, there’s no contest. Passive investing is okay for people with no interest in finance, but that’s not you or me. I’ve never understood the logic of somebody who’s passionate about their money settling for a couple of index funds. There’s nothing wrong with index funds — in fact, there’s logic behind picking them instead of choosing individual stocks — but investing doesn’t stop with stocks and bonds. There are tons of opportunities out there.

Here are some of the best posts I’ve written about alternative investments, followed by some more general finance stuff.

The best of the best

Curious about the private mortgage business? In this article I take a long and detailed look at the business including how I got into it, the interest rates I charge, and what I look for when doing a deal. It also includes details of real mortgages I’ve done over the years.

Trailer parks get a bad rap, with too many people letting their personal biases get in the way of making money. They offer fantastic returns, multiple potential exit strategies, and the ability to hire a cheap property manager to make a passive investment even more hands-off. Here’s an article I wrote on investing in trailer parks.

We consider a stock trading at 12 or 15 times earnings cheap today. Small business valuations are far lower. Want to buy a restaurant, franchise, or some other business for less than five times earnings even after paying someone to run the place for you? You can do that.

Only have a few thousand bucks to invest and a little spare time on your hands? Then you should be looking at buying a website. Not only do many websites offer absolutely succulent returns (50% to 75% annual returns are common, and no, that’s not a typo), but a savvy operator can easily improve a dormant site, increasing both cash flow and the resale value. Just be careful; there’s a lot of crap out there.

I’m also a big fan of the storage business. It’s a largely passive business that offers some nice returns. And as one commenter put it, “stuff has no rights.” I took a look at a local storage business, but, alas, I haven’t quite pulled the trigger yet.

More good stuff

Let’s pivot away from the specific investment types and highlight some of the best general finance posts I’ve done.

This is one of my favorite posts of all time. Here’s how you can run a fake lottery scam with your co-workers and pocket at least $100 a week. Note: don’t actually do this. Please. I don’t want to get sued.

Want to amass $1 million in your TFSA? Don’t we all. Accomplishing such a thing is actually pretty simple of you’re persistent, save enough, and invest right.

We do a number of things to really supercharge our savings rate, which has allowed us to get rich even faster. Here’s how my wife and I bought our house for $30,000 under market value, and how we survive easily on one car.

Each year I run a stock picking contest. Here’s the link to this year’s contest, which has nearly 100 different picks from more than 20 top finance bloggers.

Worried about running out of money when you retire? Probably. Most people are concerned about that. But it’s probably not the biggest threat you’ll have to face, especially as you get older.

And finally, are you tired of paying 2.5% to exchange your money at your bank or using your online broker? Here’s a much cheaper way to do it — at least when converting Canadian Dollars to U.S. Dollars.

The best for last

I also recently completed a passive income guide which outlines 16 different investments that pay 9%. If you’re a little unhealthily addicted to getting paid while you sleep (like I am), this is for you. All I need is your email address and you’ll be reading the report in minutes. Did I mention it’s free?

What are you waiting for? Sign up using the form below!

Ask Me Anything. And I Mean Anything (Winks)

Ask Me Anything. And I Mean Anything (Winks)

So it turns out that my work day is almost over and I haven’t come up with any ideas for tomorrow’s post. I swear, I’m usually better prepared than this.

No you’re not.

Really, Italics Man? I though I killed you.

No, that was a random hooker. I knew her. Nice gal.


Anyhoo, I did one of these ask me anything posts back in March, and it was reasonably successful. People who weren’t my mom actually commented. More than once, too.

So go ahead, and ask me anything. Whether you want to know about your investments or personal finance or real estate or my book recommendations or a million other things. I’ll be hitting refresh more often than all those jerks who bought all the NES Classics.

Allow me to ask some questions to get y’all started:

  • What’s my favorite food? Cheeseburgers with slices of pizza as buns
  • Coffee or tea? Trick question the answer is literally any other liquid including urine
  • Is my emergency fund too high? Yes
  • But you don’t even know what my emergency fund is. Don’t care. Too high.

And so on. I’ll check back every hour or so and answer your questions.

Best Posts of 2016

Welcome Financial Uproar readers!

It’s that magical time of year again. No, I’m not talking about Christmas. You’re not even allowed to say that anymore. Thanks a lot, Obama. That’s what you get for putting a Muslim in charge.

I’m talking about that wonderful time of year where your favorite blogs don’t actually produce any content. As the writer of said words, I am a fan of doing as little as possible in the name of the season.

I am not a fan of Christmas carols. It’s just the same eight songs done in slightly different ways over and over again. Barf.

Anyhoo, that’s probably an acceptable amount of preamble. Here’s are the top ten Financial Uproar best posts of 2016. In order of how much they loved me back. Yes, my writing can do that. It’s that magical.

Two honorable mentions


Y’all Need to Relax About Zero Down Mortgages. — A number of mortgage brokers are still offering “no money down” mortgages, which directly violates rules put out by the mortgage insurers. GASP! OMG! THOSE CROOKS! I’M GOING TO MURDER THEIR CHILDREN WITH AXES.

I’m not really exaggerating. The reactions were that angry.

Anyhoo, I crunched the numbers. And it turns out the problem was more like a “problem.” Not a big deal.

The One Thing That Will Make You Better at Money, Investing, and Life — I referenced this post a lot over the past year, mostly because I think the lessons within it are very important. In short, if something seems to good to be true, it probably is.

The actual list

10. How to Get Paid $350,000 Per Year for Two Part-Time Jobs — I really enjoyed writing this post, but the stats say y’all didn’t really read it. You should. It outlines how wealthy folk can use their influence to effectively control small companies, giving themselves some sweet benefits at the expense of shareholders.

9. Get Great Returns Investing in Trailer Parks — YES NELLY’S GONNA BE A SLUMLORD.

Trailer parks are a good business. They can be hands-off investments. Municipalities hate them, which means you’re not about to see a giant wave of supply hit the market. And most importantly, they offer succulent returns. After just a few minutes of searching I found a park that offered a 15% return on investment. Yes. Please.

8. Instead of Retiring in Your 30s, Try This — Ah, the ol’ FIRE movement, which I now declare stands for Fuck It, Retire Early. I’m a big fan of the whole financial independence part. Not so much of the retire early part though. So I suggested an alternative. Rather than retiring for decades, try it for a year or two first.

7. The Canadian Guide to Whether You Should Incorporate — This post is required reading for any freelancers or other independent contractor type sorts. How much money can you save if you turn yourself into a corporation? Turns out it’s kinda complicated. Who woulda thunk it?

6. Scam Your Co-Workers and Make $100 Per Week — Fun fact: the day this post came out I was accused on Twitter of not writing interesting things. Because hey, what’s more generic than coming up with a lottery scam? If y’all need me I’ll be writing some truly interesting stuff like five ways to get out of debt. Did you know that spending less money is one way to get out of debt? I do now!

5. The Financial Planning Affordability Paradox — The post where I ask a simple question: the people who can’t afford financial planning need it the most. How can we get it to them when advisors insist on charging so much?

Oh baby it’s the top 4

4. Financial Literacy Education Doesn’t Work — “If only I learned this stuff in school! I’d be so much better off!” “Uh, you do learn this stuff in school. And studies have shown the people who do learn it don’t retain it.” “No, that can’t be right.”

That’s personal finance education in a nutshell. And yet nobody gets it.

3. Your Favorite Personal Finance Blogger is Likely Crazy — Speaking of behavior issues…

Have you ever noticed that all of us are crazy? Think about it. Checking account balances more than once a day and losing sleep over stock market gyrations is not acceptable behavior. But maybe you have to be a little bit crazy to really succeed at this stuff.

2. How to Become a TFSA Millionaire — It turns out that if you consistently max the thing out and get a decent return, becoming a millionaire is almost guaranteed. That’s good news for those of us who plan on blowing all our money on popcorn and Skittles. Can I crash on your couch when you’re retired?

And finally…drumroll please… IT’S THE BEST POST OF 2016! ZOMG! I LITERALLY CAN’T EVEN RIGHT NOW.

1. No, These Millennials Didn’t Get Rich By Avoiding Home Ownership — A couple or early retirees tried to argue that the whole reason they got rich was by not buying a house in Toronto during the greatest real estate boom in history. I did not agree with them.

And that’s it

It’s going to be pretty quiet around here for at least a couple of days. But there are lots of things to read in the ol’ archives. Some of it is even good!

Thanks for reading and happy whatever you celebrate to all of Financial Uproar’s readers. All others, as always, can go to hell.