To make a long story short, I don’t know how to use a computer/do math. So, all of the results for the stock picking contest published on Monday were without dividends. Feel free to mock my lack of a frontal lobe. Lobotomys are fun.

Anyway, here’s the real results this time. I made a fancy spreadsheet and everything.

1. Sustainable PF 72.0%
2. Money Mamba 39.6%
3. Control Your Cash 33.0%
4. Thousandaire 30.2%
5. Budgeting Tool (formerly Fabulously Broke) 27.0%
6. Financial Uproar 24.7%
7. My University Money 17.0%
8. Holy Potato 16.8%
9. Nelson’s Buddy Dale 15.1%
10. Boomer And Echo 13.9%
11. Don’t Quit Your Day Job 5.8%
12. Young and Thrifty 5.2%
13. Canadian Personal Finance 1.5%

Congrats to Don’t Quit Your Day Job for their vault up the standings. I’m sure you’ve made Young and Thrifty cry.

 

Back in December, I asked most of the 10% of the personal finance blog-o-net who still speak to me to participate in a stock market picking competition. And, for some reason (my money is on pity) they mostly responded, submitting their 4 top pics for 2012 by the January 1st deadline. You may remember the original post, if not, go back and relive the sexy times.

A whole three months have passed since that fateful January day, so it’s time for an update. Have my dartboard stock picks managed to beat at least one person who regularly writes about money? Have the folks from Control Your Cash washed the egg from their face over their much mocked (by yours truly, anyway) choice of Netflix? Admit it, the anticipation is literally killing you. No, wait, that’s diabetes.

Let’s do this thang. First, my dartboard stocks.

(I’ll just list each person’s Q1 returns, plus some commentary. The returns will include dividends, but won’t include any currency fluctuations. We’ll use YTD numbers from Google Finance. If you want to see everyone’s original picks, you can find the link.)

Dartboard Stocks:

1. White Bear Resources (-47.4%)
2.  International Forest Products (+9.5%)
3. HomeAway Inc. (+8.9%)
4. Shaw Communications Series A Preferred Shares (-0.5%)
Total: Down 29.5%

Take that, efficient market theorists!

Now, the results from people who actually took a little time picking their stocks. I’ll list the blog, their overall percentage up (yes, everyone’s picks, on average, made money) and some comments jokes.

First off, who’s winning. We all know it’s JT McGee, right? That dude is a wizard at the stock market, even though he looks all of 14 years old. He reads annual reports like you read the back of the Cheerios box.

He’s smart, but there’s one he can’t guard against in this competition – dumb luck. Sustainable PF must have horseshoes up his ass, because he’s WINNING BABY!

1. Sustainable PF (+74.6%)

Before all of you go flooding over to their site looking for awesome stock tips, there’s something you should know about Simon and Marielle’s picks. One pick, Medical Marijuana Inc., is up a whopping 246%. (Going from 2 cents per share to a slightly more impressive 5.7 cents.) It was picked for my amusement, and I appreciated it at the time. Who knew it would perform so well?

2. Money Mamba (+38.9%)

The consensus favorite, JT, is near the top, right where you’d expect him. All 4 of his picks had a solid showing, with his worst performer only being up 15.9%. (That’s Ford) He hit a home run with Adams Golf, as it’s up over 66% since the beginning of the year. It’s being bought out, so at least the rest of us don’t have to worry about more upside on that one.

3. Control Your Cash (+32.3%)

No word on whether Greg and Betty actually bought any Netflix, but it’s leading the way for them, rising an impressive 66% since January 3rd. Like JT, their worst performer was Ford. I still think Netflix is a horrible investment, for the record.

4. Thousandaire (+30.1%)

Sitting in 4th place is the singing blogger himself, Kevin McKee. Buoyed by top pick Bank of America (up over 72%), Kevin has positioned himself nicely. His laggard, Pizza Inn, is down over 12%, or else he’s comfortably in 3rd, and maybe even challenging JT for 2nd. Kevin should go buy some pizza from them to both make him feel better and help his stock.

5. The Budgeting Tool (Formerly Fabulously Broke) (+26.7%)

Serena openly admitted she knows nothing about picking stocks when she entered the contest. Her logic was to pick the stocks of things she liked. She likes good investments, apparently. All 4 of her picks were solid performers. Apple lead the way with a 48% gain, and her others performed excellent as well.

6. Nelly (+24.7%)

YES! I’M NOT LAST!

Bank of America was my big winner, while RIM was my dog stock. Thanks to a good day on Friday, RIM is only down 1.1% for the quarter. I bought shares at $13.50 last week, and I’ll explain the thought process involved in a post later on this week.

7. My University Money (+16.8%)

Nothing really exciting to report here. Teacher Man picked Apple, which killed, Kelly Services, (which did good) Berkshire Hathaway (which did meh) and Halliburton (which was down). A solid performance, albeit a boring one. Quick, let’s move on before I doze off.

8. Holy Potato (+16.2%)

John is another stock picker I admire. He’s usually the one to point out flaws in my analysis in the comment section, and I usually agree with him. We’re both value investors, although I think I’m a little more contrarian than he is.

Anyway, he’s doing well with Superior Plus (up over 29%) and Indigo Books (up 22%). But, like me, RIM is holding him back.

9. Nelson’s Buddy Dale (+14.4)

All of you who are losing to Dale should probably just cancel your domains and quit blogging all together. I mean, you guys should see the texts he sends to me. He spells about as well as a drunk chimp. And yet, he’s beating 4 of you. For shame.

10. Boomer and Echo (+13.4%)

Maybe Echo should have referred to his Mommy for his picks, since his are pretty weak. In fact, if it wasn’t for picking Magna, (up 40%) he’d be close to the coveted toilet trophy. I suggest going to his blog and making fun of him for being a Mama’s boy.

11. Young And Thrifty (+4.5%)

Oh Y&T, it’s a good thing you’re sexy, because your stock picking skillz are kind of the pits.

I will give her credit for one thing though: all 4 of her picks are up. They’re just not up very much. Her best performer, BMO, was only up 6.1%.  But still, she’s not last.

12. Don’t Quit Your Day Job (+0.8%)

Well, their site is appropriately named, since they’re really bad stock pickers. Like internet girlfriend Y&T, their picks stayed pretty close to even. Their best performing stock was AFLAC, rising 6.3%.

Aside: I want to shoot that stupid AFLAC duck.

AF-LAC!

BOOM!

13. Canadian Personal Finance (+0.6%)

HA HA! LET’S ALL POINT AND LAUGH AT STEVE FOR SUCKING!

BUT NOT YOU, DON’T QUIT YOUR DAY JOB. YOU ONLY SUCK SLIGHTLY LESS.

Conclusion

I’m just happy I’m in the middle of the pack. And, I’d just like to point out that everyone is beating my dartboard selections, so you all must be doing something right. Feel free to trash talk in the comment section.

 

Another year is behind us, and the promise of 2012 is fresh in everybody’s eyes. Everywhere I go on the Twitter, everybody is talking about how they’re going to make 2012 their bitch. While I can appreciate the enthusiasm, we all know those grand plans will be abandoned by January 21st.

So, knowing that, we gotta capture that enthusiasm before it gets replaced with general laziness. Which is why I asked 15 of my favorite blogger friends for their top 4 stock picks for 2012. And, for the most part, they responded. It always surprises me when other bloggers are actually nice to me, and I’m much appreciative of their support. Of course, it probably helps that the winner gets a $25 gift card to none other than Amazon.

But, what good is any competition without somebody being the loser? There’s no sportsmanship here. The loser of this competition will be mocked mercifully, and hopefully we can round up some monkeys to throw their poo at whoever finishes in last. In lieu of monkeys, check out the award for the loser of this competition.

Note: The trophy doesn't actually exist

The rules are simple. Each blogger contributes 4 picks, and each quarter we check back in and see how they’re doing. The winner is crowned on December 31st, 2012, unless the world comes to an end first. In that case, we’re all losers. Dividends are counted in the results, but any currency fluctuations aren’t.  Each stock is treated the same in the imaginary portfolio.

Now, this is normally the part where I tell you about my picks, which I’ll do in a second. But first, a bit of a curveball. All those index investors are all up on their high horses, telling us chumps not to bother even trying to pick stocks. In fact, these people sometimes even go as far as saying that a monkey throwing darts could do better. Fortunately, we have better ways to randomly pick a stock, thanks to the wonders of the internet. So, without further adieu, let’s take a look at Nelson’s random stock portfolio, thanks to something called Throwing Darts At Stocks.

1. White Bear Resources (WBR)

2. International Forest Products (IFP.A)

3. HomeAway Inc. (AWAY)

4. Shaw Communications Preferred Share Series A (SJR.PR.A)

Well, that was fun. And now, let’s check out my real picks, which will undoubtedly get crushed by those random picks.

1. Imitation Corp (IMN) January 1st Price: $5.72

Imitation corp was spun off of 3M Corporation back in 1996. They manufacture digital storage solutions – things like blank cds and dvds, USB flash drives, camera memory cards, – that type of thing. So yes, I realize this is a bit of a dying industry.

However, the balance sheet gets me hard in the pants. There’s not a nickel of debt, and the company is sitting on $232M worth of cash, compared to a $218M market cap. Yep, this bad boy is trading for less than the value of cash on its balance sheet. The reason is because management has been making acquisitions that have kind of flopped over the last couple years. Management has indicated they still want to continue spending shareholders’ money on ill-fated buyouts. So that’s bad.

The good is the company essentially breaks even, with a positive cash flow. At some point, shareholders are going to get fed up with current management, and lead some sort of revolt, hopefully with the end result being a senior manager or two fired. This is a classic example of paying 50 cents for 1 dollar worth of assets.

2. Research In Motion (RIM) January 1st price: $14.80

The rationale behind this is simple. I don’t really think they’ve got the potential to fully turn this around during 2012. As any shareholder of Nokia can tell you, turning around a big technology company doesn’t happen overnight.

Earlier in December, there were rumblings that Amazon was interested in making a bid for RIM. I think either they or Microsoft end up buying RIM at some point this year. It’s a takeover play.

3. Bank Of America (BAC) January 1st price: $5.56

Another classic contrarian play, it seems like the entire world hates Bank of America. They’re trading at a fraction of their book value, but nobody really knows just how toxic some of those assets are, so perhaps book value isn’t the most accurate way to determine that BAC is undervalued.

Earnings actually haven’t been bad over the past year, with the exception of the 2nd quarter loss. If the U.S. economy continues to recover in 2012, Bank of America should have a pretty decent year.

4. Diana Shipping (DSX) January 1st price: $7.48

After getting my ass absolutely handed to me last year with Paragon Shipping, I’ve decided to go back to the well and pick a shipping stock this year. Yeah, I’m a glutton for punishment.

Diana has the best balance sheet in the industry, and they actually make money, which is impressive considering the overcapacity of ships that were built right after the big shipping boom of 2006-08. This is another economic recovery play which trades for less than 10x next year’s estimated earnings. If they can show the market some solid results next year, they could have a pretty decent year.

Enough About Me. What About Other Entries?

Glad you asked. Let’s look at all the other entries, in the order that they responded.

1. Fabulously Broke

Apple
Chipolte
Target
Starbucks

2. Canadian Personal Finance

Telus
Exchange Income Corporation (EIF)
BCE
Suncor

3. Control Your Cash

Toyota
Ford
Seacube
Netflix

4. Thousandaire

Sprint
Bank of America
Citigroup
Pizza Inn

5. My University Money

Apple
Berkshire Hathaway
Halliburton
Kelly Services

6. Young and Thrifty

Coastal Contacts
Bank of Montreal
Husky Energy
Dollarama

7. Sustainable Personal Finance

Apple
Ecological and Environment
Potash Corp
Medical Marijuana Corp.

(Easily my favorite stock of the contest)

8. Holy Potato

Poseidon Concepts
Superior Plus
Indigo Books & Music
Research in Motion

9. Boomer and Echo

Brookfield Properties
Bombardier
Teck Resources
Magna

10. Nelson’s Buddy Dale

(Obviously he doesn’t have a blog, probably because he’s almost illiterate. But he wanted in, so who am I to say no? His results are just for fun. As in, he can’t win the contest.)

BP
Apple
Ford
Loblaws

11. Don’t Quit Your Day Job

Vascular Solutions
Neutral Tandem
PDL BioPharma
AFLAC

12. Money Mamba (My money’s on him)
Adams Golf
Ford
Transocean
Darling International

And that’s it kids. Good luck to all the entries, and if any readers want in on the action, you know where the comment section is. Bloggers who are entered are encouraged to trash talk each other. I never said we were a classy bunch.

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